April…. In a Nutshell

Wow…. It just gets weirder (is that an actual word). Every month seems to be more entertaing then the last, and we are not evan mentioning the Kardashians in the story- thats another form of entertainment in itself.

So what did April Bring us? Apart from the crazy increase in deaths from the Covid. Is it still going on? Yes it is. Is it a dream? No!…. Please God wake us up if it is, it’s been going on for too long.

Death Toll for the UK is sitting at just above 28000 at the moment, in a month the increase is quite scary…. But I’m not going down that route again…. Let’s leave it as that …

1. Boris has Corona….

It struck our own Prime Minister Boris Johnson. Just when I started liking the dude. I was shocked. I think that shocked everyone…… The virus is real and it is after us all. At one point we thought we had lost him as he was put into intensive care….. but he pulled through, and we can all breathe again. For real.

Then Prince Charles got infected, another shock to the system. He managed to get through it too. Phew. Can’t have our future King go before he Even gets a chance to be ‘King’ … But will he be king? Hmmmmmm…. Anyway back to this- we seriously don’t need more bad news this month. The lockdown and the evil virus lurking in every corner waiting to grab is enough for us at the moment….

This month we also had a surge of celebrities who were all getting the virus. Tom Hanks and his wife, Idris Elba among them…. they made it seem so easy…At one point I thought it might be ‘fashun’ and was wondering if I should loiter out and just get it…. so I could fit it….. Luckily that thought only lasted a few seconds…

2. Trump and Dettol

Can we get through one month….. Just one? Only one- where we don’t mention this guy’s name? Please. Just the one? He needs a show of his own, he goes through more emotional swings than the Kardashians put together “Keeping up with Donald Trump” ….. It does have a certain ring to it…

So what’s the eejit done now? Only just gone and told everyone that Dettol is the answer to the Covid….

Sheeeesh (kebabs) (* rolled my eyes the longest I ever had- 6 times minimum*)

I mean the average person knows not to take anything this guy says seriously, but he has people who worship him…. Who probably are risking their lives trying this out…. … I just can’t….. Have to move on… Can’t waste more time on this guy. “Their are people dying Trump! “

3. China

So they decided that they had got rid of the virus, and then they decided that they hadn’t, and then they decided that they had, and once again realised that they hadn’t….. Considering the virus started from China the death toll sits at just under 5000…. Urm not calling them liars, not at all, I mean…. Why would I do that? … Urm unless off course I think that they are lying? …. Liars!!

4. It’s a Boy

Some good news for the end of the month. Boris Johnson had a Baby Boy, and he has the same blonde unruly hair just like his pops. ( I’m not being mean. I promise- but hopefully rest of him will go after momma- she’s a beaut.)

And I think that’s all for April. Don’t really want to get too into details about the virus, we have enough of that kind of mail being thrown about everywhere.

Waiting on Boris for this month to see what’s happening with the restrictions…. But for the time being people- stay safe, stay indoors, make Dalgona and bake a cake…. It’s not all bad…

Love and regards

M11bna

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January….. in a Nutshell

Finally January ended, Do you guys also think that January is the longest month of the year? It just doesnt end….

My year goes abit like this January, January, January, January, February, March, Aprilember, Novemeber, December… and then its all over, and then the dreaded month of January hits us again.

Well back to the blog, before I get carried away, heres whats been happening….in a nutshell.

1. Royal Tea with Jam

My obsession with the Royals. The Queen kicked Harrys ass, and threw him off the Royal Title (You go Girlfriend….eh Your Royal Highness). She did well. Im happy with the outcome. Harry and Meghan are now in Canada trying to live a bittersweet life, whilst suing every media outlet that comes in their way (got to earn a living somehow). A job would be a fine idea Harry? No? What ones of them I hear you say? ….Joking. I love them. And I really cant wait to see them in their new ‘Celebrity lifestyle’ because theirs not too many of them around is their?

2. Australian Fires

Parts of Australia are still burning, and it doesn’t seem to be getting better. The Death Toll sitting at 33, with more than 2000 homes lost and thousands of wildlife. My thoughts and prayers always with you all.

3. Brexit

Is it happening? Yes it is ! Yes it already happened….Yesterday….Brexit is done….. Whats happened? Brexit! Brexit! ….. OK!. So…Urm whats happened? here is a breakdown of a few changes so far,

Nothing. Its going to take a couple of months for all negotiations to be put in place.

4. Kobe Bryant

NBA Superstar Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter accident at the age of 41 along with his daughter. Tragic news that has affected a lot of people around the world from celebrities to supporters. May your soul rest in Peace and May God make it easy on those left behind

Whilst we are at it, Can we also pray for the people in Palestine, losing their lives daily in an unjust system, the Rohingya’s in Burma, The Uyghur Muslims, The Syrians, Afghanistan, Australia, Somalia…. and so many more.

Every Life Matters!

5. President Trump

Can we get through a day without mentioning this eejits name? Nope. We are stuck for life. The Assasinantion of Qasem Soleimani being the very first thing he ‘assigned’ in the new year, and now he has a new ‘Peace Deal’ which he calls the ‘Deal of the Century’ for the Palestinians living in PALESTINE- which strips them of their rights, their land, their country and even their existence. How is this a Deal? Mr President? Take a note from Harry and Meghan and LEAVE!! Preferably to another Planet!

Here are the details https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51299145

6. CoronaVirus

Called the Wuhan Corona Virus- because it has originated in the city of Wuhan in China. Although not the first of the Corona Viruses (2002 in China, and 2013 in Saudi Arabia). The difference this time is that this virus is not only passed from animal to human- but it can also be passed from human to human, therefore it’s harder to contain.

Symptoms start off as flu like symptoms and later into severe pneumonia type symptoms.

Treatment- there is none, because we are still in the stages or trying to find out where it’s coming from! Indication is saying ‘bats’ as Chinese eat bats, but yet not fully confirmed.

Severity– UK have now upped the condition from low to moderate indicating that we may have issues. 2 cases have been found in the Uk and they are in isolation at the moment. However we have also had a plane full of passengers come from Wuhan, and All passengers regardless of condition will be held in quarantine for 14 days. So procedures are in place.

Deaths: so far 250 deaths have been confirmed, and 12,000 infected people. though there is suggestions that rates may be higher.

Lived updates can be found on: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/01/world/asia/coronavirus-china.html

7. Katie Hopkins

And now I will end with something abit more light hearted. Watch Katie Hopkins pick up her award for ‘CUNT’ of the year. This women flew all the way to Prague to accept this very ‘Prestigious’ and ‘One of a kind’ award.

Youtuber Josh Pieters probably pulled the best Prank of the year and we are just finished January guys! This is huge.

Since Harrys no longer Prince can I suggest for Josh to take the position? I think I will be starting a petition soon. Watch this space

Watch (and laugh at )Katies Humiliating Awards ceremony here:https://www.dailydot.com/irl/youtube-katie-hopkins-award-prank/

So thats January…. in a nutshell. If anyone asks you ‘Whats new?’ dont say ‘Nothing’ -you have 7 things to talk about. Thank me later.

Now back to my Dubai blog

Hope you guys enjoyed the read

Love and Regards

M11bna

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